It's Not the Cat's Poop that Makes You Nuts

By SIMON CONSTABLE

News that a so-called "cat poop parasite" causes schizophrenia has me somewhat skeptical. Actually, very skeptical.

At 2 am in the morning when you are trying to get some well-earned shuteye, it is not the cat's poop that wakes you up by punching you in the face. It is the cat.

At 2.15 am it is still the cat and not the cat poop.

At 2.25 am, 2.31 am and 2.46 am, 2.58 am and all the times through when the alarm goes off it is always the cat that wakes you up before she goes back to bed for a nap. It is never the cat poop. 

Sleep deprivation caused by the cat would eventually turn even a psychic muscleman into a psychotic mess, given a long enough time period.

Yes, cats poop. But it's the cat that you love that's driving you nuts, not the cat's poop.

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